Much Better, Thanks

I'm decidedly happier today, so we're on a better path at this point, ladies and gentlemen.

Dear AMSA 91,
I know we don't have any sort of relationship beyond me being married to a man you employ. Giving that ample and proper thought, I would like to thank you for finally getting him off of his ass and out of the house. You've helped to relieve some of the tension of our marriage, resulting in an immense improvement to my sanity, our lives together, and most of all to our occasional sex life.
I'm not quite sure how to adequately thank you. Nor do I know how to do it face to face. I wish there was some way to assist you wonderful folks in a more affective way, but for now it's gonna have to suffice it that I'm supporting your employee and doing everything I can to keep him coming in to work each and every day of the work week. It's all gonna be beautiful, I know it in my soul. I'm absolutely thrilled about it!