Yo, Mom!

Well, flock. It's been way too long, and while we've spoken about things, I haven't really gotten to "tell you officially" about everything that's been going on lately. Not sure if I should really do a full run-down, though. And in some unfortunate twist of fate, I really think that right here, right now is NOT right for every single detail. So the abridged version, coming your way....

There's been some seriously rough patches. Some things still haven't been totally walked through, and others have yet to even be touched. It's starting to grate on my already thin and very frazzled nerves. I almost sense some sort of crisis on the horizon. All is not well in sunny little Happy Familyville. In fact, it's downright mayhem. Witnesses have described pandemonium and fighting reminiscent of a Battle Royale just around every corner. Let me see if I can break down a list of the major topics of the breaches of love/trust/boundaries of acceptable conduct.

~p0rnographic picture messages
~unacceptable typed/verbal conversations
~outright deception

I think that covers the broad-spectrum topics. All the hairy little details fall into those categories. For the purposes of keeping things completely honest and real - I am so NOT taking it all well. Mostly, I'm trying to act like my demands for things to change weren't my idea...in theory, it works much, much better than the reality of the situation.

It's all difficult. It's all very difficult lately. So very much so, that there has been no other possible solace than to eat every last globule of peanut butter in the house. Now if you will kindly excuse me...I must find something else to snack on while I emotionally eat. You know, because I ate all the peanut butter already.